Whod you bang
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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