I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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