im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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