I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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