He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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