Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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