Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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