Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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