just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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