I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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