I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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