let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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