I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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