Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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