for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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