in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
PANTIES FOUND
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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