she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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