Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
so let's talk penis.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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