my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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