We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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