i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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