I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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