Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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