I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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