8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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