i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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