I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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