A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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