porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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