I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You dont lie about slip and slides
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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