Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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