I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Holy shit dude........stairs
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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