Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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