your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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