So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
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Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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