I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
