maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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