I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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