you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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