Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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