nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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