No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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