At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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