the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
