she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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