He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
