I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize