i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
When did angry sex become our thing?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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