He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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