i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Randomize
