are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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