the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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