He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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