i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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