Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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