and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Randomize