she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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