my sisters under your porch take her home
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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