that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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