He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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