He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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