I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
