I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
My cat gives me a boner
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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